Me: "Pike, do you have to go potty?"
Pike: "No. Me just wocking out."
When Pike's eyes are slowly blinking in the back seat of the car:
Me: "Pike, are you sleepy?"
Pike: "Me not sweepy. Me just chiwin' wike a biwain"
When Pike farts:
Pike: "Me just tooted out my buns!"
An hour after breakfast, as though he's starving:
Pike: "What me can have!?"
Me: "A banana or some cheese?"
Pike: "Me not want banana, me want oange."
Every other second of the day:
Pike: "Play with me, mom?"
To which my response varies.
