Thursday, April 28, 2011

Facebook Envy

Have you read any of the recent articles on Facebook Envy? I find them slightly funny and all too true. Do you have certain acquaintances who seem to have everything together and the perfect life? I have a few that make me mad (not really, but I do get a little envious) because their kids are on the perfect routine, they get solid sleep, their house is always clean, they are always having fun and they are cute to boot! Really? How do they do it? Or do they.... I don't really buy it. You know, the more I think about it, we are all sinners. We all have issues. Some are more evident than others but none of us live a perfect life. So, just in case any of you thought even for a second that this messy life I'm living is better than yours, I'm doing this post just for you. To make you happier about your own life, though mine is greatly blessed, it is nowhere near perfect. And I want to take you into the nitty-gritty, the part that most don't see or hear:

For the past 4 years, I have rarely slept for a solid period longer than 3 hours. My average total sleep per night is 6 hours.

I have some days that my kids nap well. Most of the time though, I'm lucky to get Pike to sleep for a solid hour.

I complain daily about how tired I am, (Obviously this is a HUGE crutch in my life right now,) how much I wish my kids would sleep, how much I need a break!

I sometimes send all three of my kids to their beds, they all three cry, just so that I don't yell or spank them in anger. Sometimes I just need space to think, gain patience and move on.

My toilet is dirty right now.

My floors have had spilt milk under Jovie's place at the table for 4 days now. Maybe I'll get it mopped today...maybe not!

We have termites in our wall. Gross! And it's expensive to treat. Don't worry, we're getting them treated this week. There goes my shopping spree!

Jovie asked this morning, "mom, you happy?" to which I responded, "yes. I'm happy." She then said, "you just grumpy." This conversation takes place regularly. Sometimes she responds, "you just grumpy." Sometimes it's, "you just tired." Either way, she's right.

I am sick of figuring out meals and cooking. If there were better restaurants around here, we'd be eating out every night of the week. I just don't want to think about it!

We have weeds growing everywhere! The lower lawn (if you can call it that) is completely covered in moss and honestly, we'll keep it that way because we have to mow it less.

I feel so pathetic, I haven't read a book from front to back in years. And this isn't because of kids. It's because I am lazy.

I have belly fat. Yup. I do. Three kids does that to you. Well, and the fact that I eat dessert almost every night. I am working on getting it off BUT not hard enough.

My bedroom is only clean about 2 days out of the month. It's the last on my list. It's easy to close the door when company comes over and that's just the way it is. If you have seen it clean, consider yourself lucky!

I get mad at my kids sometimes. Even little Pike. I'm not proud of this fact, just being real.

Sometimes Stephen drives me nuts! (Again, just being real :o)

I like the idea of baking with my kids. In actuality, it's a ton of work and it doesn't happen very often these days. When it does happen, I find it stretches my patience immensely.

I've wasted about 1 1/2 hours on the internet today and my toilet is still dirty and my floors have still not been mopped. Whether these things end up clean tonight, you may never know!

There you have it. This is the honest-to-goodness me. I hope you feel good about yourself. Because tomorrow, I will most likely be posting the good things in my day...all three of them! Just kidding.


Cassie said...

thank you, thank you, thank you! this means so much to me as I sit on my duff browsing mindlessly on the internet during nap-time when I should be clenaing...something. Steven and I will probably have frozen meatballs for dinner...and I don't remember the last time I cleaned my bedroom, let alone the master bathroom...yikes.

We should get together in our messes more often!

jacquelyn said...

I hope I am not one of the people you are annoyed with (: I certainly never claim to have anything together! (: I am actually in the middle of a blog entry right now admitting all of the things that would probably disgust most people... clogged tub, moldy food in refrigerator, dust bunnies hopping around my living room...
Oh my.. and if you could see under our dining table right now... crumbs from probably three days.I keep telling Justin "Just keep your feet on the chair next to you and the crumbs won't bother you" (:
thanks for sharing!

Jonathan said...

You are truly lovely Paige, and though your life is imperfect, still one of the most kind and gracious people I have ever met. I laughed my way through this post of yours, and can relate with EVERY part. (Especially the sleep, boy do I dislike hearing about someone's baby who slept eight hours through the night on day three and has never gotten up at night since, when decent sleep is no where in sight for me!) And, though I only get to see snippets of you with your kids, I KNOW you're a great mother.

And, if ever comes a day when you just have to get out of the house (and feel like containing your kids in their car seats for a while ;) you guys are always welcome to come to my not so clean house!

Jonathan said...

And, just so your friends don't think some strange guys is posting about how lovely you are... this is ERIN on Jon's account! :)

Disney said...

Haha! I love this post, Paige, thanks for being so real. It made me laugh, and just love you. But I'm pretty sure you'll never convince me that you aren't the perfect person. :o)